Letter to an Advice column!

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JimC
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Letter to an Advice column!

#1 Post by JimC »

Letter to Men's Helpline:-

Hey Mate, really need your advice for a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating.
The usual signs; Phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat, when she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on... It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I noticed... a "hairline crack" in the outboard mounting bracket... Is that something I can weld myself or do I need to replace it?
:D :D :D
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Determined Dan
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#2 Post by Determined Dan »

good one jim . :lol: :lol: :lol: .
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. 2013.shore species ..... Flounder, dog conger pollack sea trout plaice. Gobyx3 wrasse cork wing wrasse Huss scorpion fish sp. coalie .
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#3 Post by twinkle »

10/10 for that one jim excellent
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#4 Post by Larry 90 »

haha Brilliant :D
Species 2010 - (11 Species)

Species 2011: (8 Species)

Species 2016: Lesser Weever (1) Flounder (2)

Id Rather Be Fishing :D

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#5 Post by hugo »

I hope he thanked her..... 8)
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#6 Post by JOHN1 »

:lol: :lol: great one jim.
Species Target (1) Anything will be a Bonus.

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#7 Post by FunkyDiscoMan »

lol.

I came across a similar one a few years ago and saved it.
First post and its a joke!
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