an anglers prayer

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#1 Post by **stevecrow74** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:36 pm

our fishermen,
who art on beaches,
angler be thy name,
thy tide will come,
thy fishing will be done,
on waters, that will be heavenly.
give us this day, our daily catch
and forgive us who laugh, at your ridiculous sizes.
for thine is the cod, the ling and the dory,
for ever and ever
amen...

#2 Post by **Ross** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:36 pm

stevecrow74,
Excellent!

Lord, suffer me to catch a fish so large that even I
In talking of it afterward shall have no need to lie

Herbert Hoover.

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Ross

#3 Post by **nige** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:41 pm

nice one steve.

nige

#4 Post by **johnnyf** » Sun May 15, 2005 9:19 pm

At least, next time when i'm on my knees to missus after the war office has opened, Ill have something to say :lol: :roll: :roll:

Guest · #5 Post by **Guest** » Mon May 16, 2005 4:28 pm

Just saying its not a good idea to make a mockery out of our lords prayer and im offended by this so get it off this site fast religion and fishing are two different games.

So Kieran will you wipe this off the site fast check out the laws and offending people by making a joke about religion...............

God bless

#6 Post by **Ross** » Mon May 16, 2005 4:37 pm

Apologies if I offended anyone unintentionally.
The joke is intended about anglers not religion.

#7 Post by **Donagh** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:15 pm

Have to disagree its only joke. Its attitudes like that that got monty pytons "Life of Brian" banded in Ireland for 20 odd years.

#8 Post by **Drew** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:27 pm

:shock: Its a Bit of Craic! :cry:

raymondo · #9 Post by **raymondo** » Mon May 16, 2005 6:02 pm

oh get a life! it must be terrible being offended so easily. even if this does mock "the lords prayer" so what? the "the lords prayer" is not god, it is not christianity, it is not even religion, it is just a bunch of words in which you find solace.
EVERY CRIPPLE FINDS HIS OWN WAY TO WALK

Irish_Shamrock · #10 Post by **Irish_Shamrock** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:00 pm

Easy lads! I think "Guest" is just winding youse up! :wink:

Guest · #11 Post by **Guest** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:59 am

Monty Phyton is "Brill" !

Ross

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